yeaboi
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if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
(via everylineeveryword)
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- White parents : May I come in?
- My Parents: abre la pinche puerta quien chingaos te dio permiso de echarle seguro ni que tu pagaras los pinches biles.
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hot dating tip: sweep your date off their feet by literally sweep kicking their feet out from under them. catching them is optional.
(via fuckinstormborn)
